Jurassic Park IV - Dinosaurs with frickin lazerz! Pew pew pew!
Cats: News|Well I saw this today.
“Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler here as Sam Neill will NOT return. We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.”
Did someone ask Mike Myers to direct/produce this movie? Someone must of been having meetings in Jamaica when they came up with this idea. Though amazingly Spielberg himself may direct the movie. It seems it’s been on back burner for so long he might just do it himself.
It’s too bad they killed of Samuel L. Jacksons character. He could of been screaming, “I’m tired of these mutha f’in dinosaurs in this mutha f’in movie!”
Anyways this movie is likely to finally kill of the franchise for good. Quite possibly also, in protest, people that own the other 3 movies will burn them. Maybe even burn the Universal CEO in effigy.
If anyone see this send in some pics. 
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